I don't know why but I just can't resist the little kender! Here's a poem composed by Tas under the Afterlife Tree (even though he was distracted by Flint's snoring): A Poem About Love by Tasslehoff Burrfoot Tanis loved Kitiara And Laurana too They both were smart and pretty What could the half-elf do? Caramon loved Tika Her red and shining curls The way she swung that skillet He forgot the other girls Sturm loved elf Alhanna She gave him her Starjewel She grieved him ever after Kitiara won the duel Riverwind loved Goldmoon He was everything to her Against all odds (and most the gods) They lived happily ever after Raistlin loved Crysania (Though he never would admit) The way his body shook near her Was not a coughing fit Bupu loved Raistlin too And Fizban loved his hat Flint loved a hearty dwarf maid (Though he won't talk about *that*) That leaves me, Tasslehoff a Hero of the Lance The only Companion who never found True love at first glance :::snuffle::: Oops! Now how did I wind up with Flint's handkerchief?

Tasselhoff Burrfoot and Raistlin Majere ---------------------------------------- (Raistlin catches Tasselhoff taking some of his belongings) Raistlin:(Takes back item)You! If I ever find you taking anything from me again, I'll turn you to glass and throw you off a cliff. Tas:(Excited)Really! You'll do that for me(Takes herbs) (Raistlin sees Tas taking his herbs) Raistlin:Give that back, kender! Tas:(Innocently)Give what back? Raistlin:(Reaches into Tas' pouch and takes out his bag of herbs)This! Tas:Oh, you must have dropped it. Raistlin:(Fuming)No, I did not! You took it! Tas:(Hurt)What! I never stole a thing in my whole life! Raistlin:(Picks the kender up and stares him in his eyes)If I ever catch you again, I'll turn you into a cricket and eat you whole! Tas:(Excited again)Really! You can do that! I've never been a cricket before! Raistlin:(Calming down)Well, you will be if I ever catch you again with any of my belongings! Tas:(Takes dagger out of pouch)Well, then I guess I should give you this dagger. Raistlin:How did you get that?!? Tas:I picked it up when you dropped it. Raistlin:I never dropped it! Tas:(Perplexed)Then I wonder how it got in there? Raistlin:(Takes dagger and places it in one of his sleeves)Do you have anything that belongs to me, kender! Tas:Yeah, I have this dagger(Takes out dagger) Raistlin:What!?! Give that back! Tas:You must've dropped both of them Raistlin:I only have _one_ dagger! Tas:(Still perplexed)Then I wonder how it got in there? Raistlin:(Too angry to talk)............. Tas:(Takes out herbs)Oh yeah, I forgot. You also dropped this. Raistlin:(Checks his pocket. His herbs are gone)No, I did not! Tas:Yeah, you dropped this. It's strange though.....I don't remember pickingit up. Raistlin:Give that back(Takes back herbs) Tas:Are you mad? Raistlin:Yes, I am! Tas:(Excited)Then that means you're going to turn me into a cricket. Raistlin:Better yet! I'll turn you to ice and leave you in this heat. Tas:(Jumping up and down in excitement)Really! Raistlin:Yes! Tas:Well, that doesn't sound too great, now that you think of it. Raistlin:(Curious)How's that? Tas:I'll be bored (Raistlin's face faults from the response. After a minute, he coughs) Tas:(Sees Raistlin grimace)Are you all right? Raistlin:(Clutching his chest)Yes, I just need my medicine. Tas:(Takes out herbs)Here. Raistlin:(Shocked)How did you get that?!? Tas:I found it. Raistlin:You gave that back to me _twice_ a second ago!(Coughs again. This time blood flows from his mouth) Tas:(Takes out a piece of cloth)Here. Use this to wipe the blood away. Raistlin:That's my cloth!(Takes cloth) Tas:(Happy)Well, then I guess you're lucky I found it or you wouldn't have it. Raistlin:(Anger building up)I did not drop it! Tas:(Angry)Are you acusing me of stealing then? Raistlin:Yes! Tas:I never stole a thing in my entire life. Raistlin:(Spell coming into mind)And you never will again! Tas:What do you mean? (Raistlin said nothing. Instead he raises his staff and points it towards Tas and starts chanting in the language of magic.) (Tas, thinking Raistlin was offering him his staff, takes it right out ofhis golden hand) Tas:(Taking hold of the staff)Thank you. Raistlin:(Concentration broken)What!?! Why did you do that?!? Tas:Cause you were going to give it to me. Raistlin:(Fuming)No I was not! Tas:Yeah, you handed it to me. Raistlin:(Furious)Arghhhh! Tas:Are you all right?(Takes out cloth)Here use this. (End for now) There....a short but funny fanfic. First off, I would like to say that without Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman, I would've never been able to write this fanfic. Please send comments if you have any (No "You suck" or the like please) I just wrote this in my spare time. If you liked it, I'll write more. I'm sorry for any grammatical or spelling mistakes. Jeffrey "OneShot" Wong jeff.oneshot.wong@juno.com (OneShot)

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